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Barak Cowling

Spotlight on Barak Cowling | Client Compliance Manager

Favorite Food

Poppyseed bagel with sun-dried tomato schmear, thanks to J-Sal.

Favorite Book

The 2011 Pension Answer Book by Krass.

Jump from a plane or scuba dive with sharks?

I would only want to jump from a plane that was already filled with sharks.

If you had one super power, what would it be?

The ability to avoid answering personal questions.

Favorite Childhood Memory

Convincing everyone that my twin sister’s fatal fall down the well was an accident.

What’s your favorite insect?

The spelling bee.

What name would you choose for your band?

The Compliance Nazis.

What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

My words.

If you could instantly be an expert in anything, what would it be?

Too late, already happened.

What do you want to do when you retire?

Nag The Online 401(k) about my distribution check.