Count Chocula
TV Guide
Jump from a plane wearing scuba gear and then land in the ocean where I’d scuba dive with sharks.
The power to use any super powers.
My mom walking me around in one of those leashes for children.
Crickets, especially when they would fly from the ceiling and land on Janet’s desk.
Sisqo Jr.
It’s a tie between the cow intestine soup I had at Brian’s Super Bowl party and dog food, which I ate when I was a kid, hoping it would turn me into a dog.
I would like to figure out what a 401(k) is.
Sit on my front porch in a rocking chair, smoking cigars, and yelling at the neighborhood children to keep off my lawn.