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Ben Messier

Spotlight on Ben Messier | Retirement Plan Consultant

Favorite Food

Count Chocula

Favorite Book

TV Guide

Jump from a plane or scuba dive with sharks?

Jump from a plane wearing scuba gear and then land in the ocean where I’d scuba dive with sharks.

If you had one super power, what would it be?

The power to use any super powers.

Favorite Childhood Memory

My mom walking me around in one of those leashes for children.

What’s your favorite insect?

Crickets, especially when they would fly from the ceiling and land on Janet’s desk.

What name would you choose for your band?

Sisqo Jr.

What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

It’s a tie between the cow intestine soup I had at Brian’s Super Bowl party and dog food, which I ate when I was a kid, hoping it would turn me into a dog.

If you could instantly be an expert in anything, what would it be?

I would like to figure out what a 401(k) is.

What do you want to do when you retire?

Sit on my front porch in a rocking chair, smoking cigars, and yelling at the neighborhood children to keep off my lawn.