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Kenny Landes

Spotlight on Kenny Landes | Marketing Web Developer

Favorite Food

Authentic Mexican food, which usually means it’s served at one of San Francisco’s famous taquerias or someplace actually in Mexico. It’s very healthy, mostly inexpensive, tastes great, and is usually someone’s mama’s family recipe. Definitely include ceviche on that list, especially if it’s served at my palapa out on the beach.

Favorite Book

Anything involving conspiracy theories or alternate explanations of history: Ancient Aliens, Nineteen Eighty-Four, DaVinci Code, Gnostic texts, etc. I like to open my mind to thinking outside the box, especially when an element of organized deception or deflection is involved. I don’t think I’m paranoid, am I?

Jump from a plane or scuba dive with sharks?

Definitely sharks, but no scuba gear required! Friendly leopard sharks school at La Jolla Shores beach in San Diego every summer. You can see them from the air, but most swimmers never even know they are there since they never bite.

If you had one super power, what would it be?

The ability to suspend time. I simply need more hours in my day.

Favorite Childhood Memory

Being a child, and all the freedom that came with it, including the lack of awareness of all the freedom I actually had. Ignorance was bliss!

What’s your favorite insect?

I think our bee friends should be our favorites since without them our food system would collapse and we’d all die. Yes, I will go with the bees.

What name would you choose for your band

Whirled Confusion

What is the weirdest thing you have eaten?

Oh like I’m going to tell anyone that…Fifth Amendment plea.

If you could instantly be an expert in anything, what would it be?

Liberating the world from the oppression of Newspeak, Doublethink, Nationalism, Sexual Repression, Futurology, Censorship, Surveillance(!) and all the other things Orwell warned us were coming in Nineteen Eighty-Four. Frightening how accurate he was…now back to my telescreen!

What do you want to do when you retire?

I want to be spend lots of time out in the sun without sun block, aware of all the risks and free from worry all the same, enjoying the comfort of family and lifelong friends.